Slain

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Title text: You know, Randall Munroe may be smarter, Kate Beaton funnier, Allie Brosh more insightful, Ryan North just wayyyy more attractive, and Boulet basically me but taller, better at art, and French, BUT I have the very most Alexander Pope quotes.

Votey

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I shoot. I just went on utopilot there. That's my rayer to apollo to rain agues upon my foes.

Wait are other gods getting the fat of oxen slain?

Uh

Emme get this traight - you guys at my flesh all day ong down there, nd other gods are etting barbecues their honor?

Bro, when was the last time you rained blood or locusts on my enemies?

I don't do that anymore/ we switched frameworks from "love friends harm enemies" to "love everyone so you wouldn't have to memorize all those tribe names.

Make your life easier by ommitting everyone to ove and you can't even oast me a wamburger nce in a while.P!

Have you considered turning the other cheek?

Goddammit

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Who do you want to get plague, anyway?

Pretty much everybody.

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