Criteria

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criteria

Title text: She's gonna get a really bad score on 'ignoring the way I'm perpetually judging her'.

Votey

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Sally, we need to talk.

Oh god are you breaking up with me:

No! *i'm" not. I don't like rejecting people, so I built a set of objective criteria for our relationship-state. An algorithm asseses them and outputs "breakup" if a composite value ever falls below 0.3.

And my love I'm afraid we've reached. 0.284.

Lemme see your

Documentation/

All of these "objective criteria" are just your opinions on things I do!

They're in excel sally. What precisely do you imagine "objective" means?

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I'm giving you a zero out of ten on "not making self feel ashamed of self." es

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