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Shining
Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
Title text: Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.

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Transcript[edit]

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Do you think modern humans struggle because of their alienation?
I mean imagine you grew up among religious heretics or a deep resistance movement. You're alienated from society but in a meaning-filled way!
No! The problem is that our alienation is really boring.
I'm socially alienated because there are games on my phone that are really fun and so when a polite stranger wants to talk, I brush them off and then perceive them as the rude party!
I am disconnected from my fellow man because I'm trying to match boxes on a tiny screen. The boxes aren't even real! And I pay for this!
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That level of isolation should require you to stake a position in the world and defend it. To break yourself like a sword against stone, in battle against the wicked forces arrayed around you!
But I am not broken into shining pieces! I am a corroded lump of goo!
A corroded lump of 000000
I'm sorry, sir. But, you have me now.
Thank you, chatbot. I am healed.
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Porn.
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