Heaven-2

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heaven-2

Title text: OH MY GOD I just realized we haven't accounted for relativity.

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Welcome to heaven!

What's the matter?

How do I know it's really heaven?

Uh huh.

Well, it's all up in the clouds. And there are angels. Everything

Sometimes in stories people going to hell are briefly led to

Is free. We have pie.

Believe they're in heaven, only to have the truth revealed.

Of course it's heaven.

Then just be patient and see that you're in heaven.

I'm here for eternity. Compared to infinite

Time, there's no difference between a second and a quadrillion years/

Impossible!

If you specified 'you'll be in the afterlife for a thousand years;` then I could have some confidence that this was heaven, starting around the

Once you have

Infinite time, everything gets weird everything

Finite is short.

Q00 year mark.

Longterm relationships

Are meaningless

Oh my god.

Here. So is love. So are ideals. It's all crushed

Flat.

This is hell

Only to philosophers, yes.

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I'm gonna go see Voltaire

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