Machines-vs-jobs

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machines-vs-jobs

Title text: If I could get complaints from libertarians AND marxists, I would finally feel complete.

Votey

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Ever more j0b5 went to machines.

Your job analyzing job losses to robots is now obsolete.

How?

I'd explain, but you wouldn't understand

The math.

First, we lost jobs machines could do easily

What if we had a steam-driven motor turn the millstone?

Then why even bother having poor people?

Then we lost jobs computers do easily

The machine recognizes bad potato chips and ejects them from the conveyor.

But that's my job

It also ejects redundant employees.

Then, we lost jobs we thought computers would never do.

Computer, I need a coming-of-age novel, but in the style of fitzgerald that'll convince me to find solace after the sudden loss of my parents also, throw in a couple of man-man-cady threesomes.

And harry potter

Soon, the only employers were people who had massive capital prior to the job pocalypse

My god. Karl marx was right about everything except timing, location, reasons and specifics.

The only remaining jobs were those for which human employges were preferable.

Tell me I'm a good boss but do not make eye contact.

Ever more specific niche programming became the only way to extract money from capital -holders

Here's the news for todd's kitchen today: Bit of a jam with a jam jar.

No one is happy, but once the military became robotic, revolution became impossible. 59 the exponential increase in specificity rolls on.

Here's the news for todd's head today: Well, it was a hair-raising morning/

It's not the most meaningful work, but it does have its moments

Here's the news for todd's orifices today: Bit of a jam with a jam jar.

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It was in his butt this

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