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God

Title text: This is why He stopped answering prayers.

Votey

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Dear jesus, I'm having trouble communicating with my girlfriend

Oh no no I'm good actually my girlfriend is perfect

Hey, jesus is out washing leper's feet, this is original god and I am on the case.

For her perfidy I have blotted out the sky over sharon's apartment!

Stop

She has been turned into salt and the salt is scattered over the land and there is great lamenting among her roommates!

Nooooo it's okay, you get a new woman four kids, and a goat.

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Votey Transcript

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Hey, you okay? How about six goats? Why are you crying?

S m o

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