Christ

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christ

Title text: Wait, does Buddha come from above or sideways or what?

Votey

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Dear jesus, please help me.

Oh... wow. Jeez, you know I'd be willing to wait for jesus.

Hey, sorry, jesus is doing volunteer work for an ngo in africa. This is regular god.

Nah, igot this.

You're not sure how you'll make ends meet this month. No prob. I have a solution:

But

The sea rises in red foam and consumes all who increased the local cost of living!

Rivers of blood

Please that's not necessa

Okay all set please stop helping

And your office is firing you. Well, let them all become salt! Salt more bitter than the tears their sons and daughters shall weep!

I see you are sad because your children do not respect you. They have been cast into the void, replaced by obedient god-fearing children!

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Whew! Okay, I'm gonna take a break. If you need help, ping buddha.

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Dear buddha, can you undo all of the stuff that god:

The fault is with you for desiring your kids to be alive.

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