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bees-2

Title text: To my shock and horror, I found out yesterday that I'm not the first person to invent something called Doctor Bees. I am hopeful that I am the first person to consider the healthcare system implications.

Votey

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It's time to solve healthcare. Healthcare has three main problems: Overuse, high cost, and low satisfaction.

To that end, we are proposing a free new medical system called dd. Bees."

they

Every citizen will be allotted a certain amount of healthcare, after which the only available doctor will be "dr. Bees" who is a beehive and always prescribes bees.

Dr. Bees

We predict a drastic drop in usage due to fear of bee stings and sting-related mortality.

The survivors will report high satisfaction because, if they're not happy, it indicates a need for additional bees.

'Dr. Bes

Costs will be kept low by harvesting the sweet sweet honey from dr. Bees between consultations.

Will this make people healthier?

I'm a policy guy. I dont deal with abstractions.

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Sounds like you need a visit to Dr. Bees of

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