Hedging

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hedging

Title text: I'm not entirely sure why, but somehow that 'for vs. if' seems meaningful to me.

Votey

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Before we start this date, I want to make a bet with you that we won't have sex tonight. Ten to one odds on ten bucks.

What? Why?

"emotional hedging.` if we have sex, great. If we don't, I keep my money. Win-win!

Except that

I'm not

You know, first dates usually begin with likes and dislikes.

You're

Paying for sex. I'm

Making it

So we only

Paying if

Have sex if you pay me for sex.

Sex.

Im suuper

Into shaking hands and agreeing to things. You?

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microeconomics is useful. And people say Feh!

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