2012-09-09

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2012-09-09

Title text: 2012-09-09

Votey

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[Describe panel here]

Hey kids!

Welcome to college

I want to make something perfectly

Orientation.

Clear: You may think you're here to learn. Wrong

You are here to do whatever for 3-5 years in order to get a piece of paper that is essentially a claim check for ao% more lifetime earnings. Meanwhile, enjoy these free novelty school spirit hats

What if we want to learn things?

By all means feel free. But, for those who don't we've invented a bunch of things to do while you wait.

Pride

You can take classes in literary theory, business manag-ement, or pretty much anything that starts with "creative ends with "studies" or has "for" in the middle

Or just do the old-fashioned thing and take a massively grade inflated course in law civics, or science.

Isn't college supposed to be about education?

Yeah. Right. In the age of free information, you need to pay a small fortune.. To live in a dormitory,

Surrounded by drunk

Teenagers. So you can get educated

Ux pride

Well. If college is really so pointless, maybe I'll just go

Straight to

The private

Sector!

The easier college gets, the dumber you look for not

Having a dec-ree

Ux pride

Caption: Can I have one of those foam hats?

Of course! Your scholarship already paid us for it.

Votey Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

What're you drawing?

A back to school comic.

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