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2012-09-10 |
Title text: 2012-09-10 |
Votey[edit]
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- [Describe panel here]
- Dad - trolling a best practices guide
- Step 1: Recog-nize an opportunity.
- Daddy what's the hangy thing at the back of your mouth?
- Step a: Start with whatever vague bit of knowledge you have.
- That's called
- A "uvula"
- Step 3: Make any connections, no matter how tenuous or unlikely.
- Technically it's a uu-vula when I talk about yours. If I talk about mine, it's a "me"-vula. If a group of people own one, it's an usvula or a themvula, depending on whether you're in the group or not.
- Step 4: Deflect counterarguments as naive.
- What? But no other body parts work like that.
- Then how come boys have a heart and girls have a sheart? You knew about that, right?
- Step 5: Bide your time.
- Dammit dad! Mybiology prof thinks I'm an idiot because I asked about my meterus."
- Step 6: Acknowledge no responsibility
- Is everything you say tome a lie?!
- Caption: If I answer that, it'll result in a paradox.
Votey Transcript[edit]
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- (why dad!? Demand me nothing. What you know, you know. From this time forth I will never speak.
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