2012-02-14

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2012-02-14

Title text: 2012-02-14

Votey

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The only survivors of the blast were people at frat parties.

The only people who could withstand the radiation would be those who had recently drunk gasoline mixed with an energy drink. But., no such people exist. Right?

A new culture developed entirely out of their views.

Henceforth, the national sport shall be beer pong the national anthem shall be repetitive wall-shaking

Vibration, and the national bird shall be the ping pong ball en route to the

Beer cup

There were social rules.

Johnny / it's only our first date:

So, just the tip?

Just the

Tip

A legal system.

On the basis that Steven did not drink ashley's age in shots the first night, and ashley did not make the traditional

Walk of shame this marriage is hereby annulled.

A priestly caste

By the power of the alpha and omega I pronounce what you and randy did last night totally not gay!

Even a cosmology.

On the first day the lord created bros on the second day he created hos

It was thousands of years before humanity regained its footing.

Truly I believe the earth revolves about the sun, and not as the ancients said, "who gives a shit."

But we still have to live with their legacy

We propose a sticker

On every scientific textbook that reads

"dude, you could make a bong

Out of this.

Votey Transcript

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E pluribus >o

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