2012-02-13

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2012-02-13

Title text: 2012-02-13

Votey

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I took fly dna and spliced into my own in order to gain their powers.

Then something went horribly wrong!

No.

After several days, I noticed

Something strange

No.

My body had not mutated at all!

Noosoo. Wait. What?

Then I realized-the human body has no way to activate the fly gene sequence.

No?

So... the fly dna just became part of the junk dna in my genome. The human proteome is poorly understood so I don't have a good way to accomplish the post-splice activation phase.

So how come you run around the house buzzing and spitting on food?

Oh..

Oh, I did that

Before we started

Dating.

You've never dated any othernerds,

Have you?

I can't believe I slept with you

Bzz!Bzz:

Votey Transcript

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I didn't take birth control because I thought you werent human.

Bzz?

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