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Title text: Weinersmith vs. WHO reporting, Round 1. |
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- Tragically, as a newscaster I am unable to understano the difference between the questions "does an effect exist?" and how strong is the effect?"
- Therefore, I have categorized all things into "causes cancer" and does not cause cancer:
- Anything increasing the risk of cancer, no matter how minor the effect, will be treated as scary and important.
- For instance, the fact that I am bald means the people around me get a slightly higher dose of radiation from my body than they would if I wore a toupee.
- I, newscaster steve jennings, cause cancer!
- Dammit! Did statisticians get loose in the newsroom again?
- Stay back, cancer-head!
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- Eat skull!
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