Bacon-is-literally-cancer

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bacon-is-literally-cancer

Title text: Weinersmith vs. WHO reporting, Round 1.

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Tragically, as a newscaster I am unable to understano the difference between the questions "does an effect exist?" and how strong is the effect?"

Therefore, I have categorized all things into "causes cancer" and does not cause cancer:

Anything increasing the risk of cancer, no matter how minor the effect, will be treated as scary and important.

For instance, the fact that I am bald means the people around me get a slightly higher dose of radiation from my body than they would if I wore a toupee.

I, newscaster steve jennings, cause cancer!

Dammit! Did statisticians get loose in the newsroom again?

Stay back, cancer-head!

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Eat skull!

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