Eve

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eve

Title text: What if God is just some guy with a cheat-sheet for all of history, and he just pops in from time to time to take credit for weird occurrences?

Votey

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And you, eve, you and all women ever after will have pain in childbirth/

Childbirth? The thing where you squeeze an infant through your vagina? That was gonna just be a breeze before you cursed us?

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Yeah, but-

Well

Hey, why not "curse" all women so that setting their hair on fire hurts?

Here's another one - "ever after, you shall have

Pain in getting a fork in the eye."

mand

Look, whatever. I'm also cursing the man so that he will find going to work every day sucks!

God, you're bad at this.

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Also no pork NOOUO

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