Eve

From SMBC Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
eve
What if God is just some guy with a cheat-sheet for all of history, and he just pops in from time to time to take credit for weird occurrences?
Title text: What if God is just some guy with a cheat-sheet for all of history, and he just pops in from time to time to take credit for weird occurrences?

Votey

154825627620190123after.png


Explanation

Run for your life.png This explanation is either missing or incomplete.

Transcript

Gday human.png This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).
[Describe panel here]
And you, eve, you and all women ever after will have pain in childbirth/
Childbirth? The thing where you squeeze an infant through your vagina? That was gonna just be a breeze before you cursed us?
?
11
Yeah, but-
Well
Hey, why not "curse" all women so that setting their hair on fire hurts?
Here's another one - "ever after, you shall have
Pain in getting a fork in the eye."
mand
Look, whatever. I'm also cursing the man so that he will find going to work every day sucks!
God, you're bad at this.
smbc-comics.com

Votey Transcript

Gday human.png This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).
[Describe panel here]
Also no pork NOOUO

Comment.png add a comment! ⋅ Comment.png add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅ Icons-mini-action refresh blue.gif refresh comments!

Discussion

No comments yet!