Supernatural-selection

From SMBC Wiki
Revision as of 21:11, 30 July 2023 by Smbcwiki-admin (talk | contribs) (Creating comic page)
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
supernatural-selection
Your move, people who aren't reductionists.
Title text: Your move, people who aren't reductionists.

Votey[edit]

1438786209-20150805after.png


Explanation[edit]

Run for your life.png This explanation is either missing or incomplete.

Transcript[edit]

Gday human.png This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).
[Describe panel here]
Mom, do all of
God's creatures go to heaven?
Of course/
There are
Some serious
Implications
Here.
Some of god's creatures produce a smau number of offspring, then spend lots of resources
Other of god's creatures
Spend their resources
Creating millions of offspring, so that a few make it to
Caring for them. These are called "k strategists."
Adulthood. These
Are called "r strategists.
Both strategies are
If all creatures in heaven are immortal, by now, heaven is pretty much entirely
Viable on earth, depending on context. But if they all go to heaven, the r strategy is clearly
R strategists.
Superior.
There are pretty much no mammals up there, but there are tons of tapeworms.
So, according to your story,
While we're basking in the light of goo, we're crammed to the gills with parasites.
Okay, fine. I was being nice. Only humans go to heaven.
Great. So we've got no microbiome, so were all in constant
Gastrointestinal distress because
We can't digest food properly./
Are you familiar
With the concept of
The immortal soul.
Oh, that is so ao hoc.
5mbc-comics.com

Votey Transcript[edit]

Gday human.png This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).
[Describe panel here]
You filthy mammal!

Comment.png add a comment! ⋅ Comment.png add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅ Icons-mini-action refresh blue.gif refresh comments!

Discussion

No comments yet!