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Title text: Your move, people who aren't reductionists. |
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- Mom, do all of
- God's creatures go to heaven?
- Of course/
- There are
- Some serious
- Implications
- Here.
- Some of god's creatures produce a smau number of offspring, then spend lots of resources
- Other of god's creatures
- Spend their resources
- Creating millions of offspring, so that a few make it to
- Caring for them. These are called "k strategists."
- Adulthood. These
- Are called "r strategists.
- Both strategies are
- If all creatures in heaven are immortal, by now, heaven is pretty much entirely
- Viable on earth, depending on context. But if they all go to heaven, the r strategy is clearly
- R strategists.
- Superior.
- There are pretty much no mammals up there, but there are tons of tapeworms.
- So, according to your story,
- While we're basking in the light of goo, we're crammed to the gills with parasites.
- Okay, fine. I was being nice. Only humans go to heaven.
- Great. So we've got no microbiome, so were all in constant
- Gastrointestinal distress because
- We can't digest food properly./
- Are you familiar
- With the concept of
- The immortal soul.
- Oh, that is so ao hoc.
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- You filthy mammal!
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