Supernatural-selection

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supernatural-selection

Title text: Your move, people who aren't reductionists.

Votey

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Mom, do all of

God's creatures go to heaven?

Of course/

There are

Some serious

Implications

Here.

Some of god's creatures produce a smau number of offspring, then spend lots of resources

Other of god's creatures

Spend their resources

Creating millions of offspring, so that a few make it to

Caring for them. These are called "k strategists."

Adulthood. These

Are called "r strategists.

Both strategies are

If all creatures in heaven are immortal, by now, heaven is pretty much entirely

Viable on earth, depending on context. But if they all go to heaven, the r strategy is clearly

R strategists.

Superior.

There are pretty much no mammals up there, but there are tons of tapeworms.

So, according to your story,

While we're basking in the light of goo, we're crammed to the gills with parasites.

Okay, fine. I was being nice. Only humans go to heaven.

Great. So we've got no microbiome, so were all in constant

Gastrointestinal distress because

We can't digest food properly./

Are you familiar

With the concept of

The immortal soul.

Oh, that is so ao hoc.

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You filthy mammal!

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