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Title text: Suckbook will not use your personal information for any reason, because if we even read it, we'd cringe so hard that we'd have nerve damage.

Votey

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To report success than failore this gives osers the impression that they suck, harming their experience

A startup stepped into the void we call suck8ook

All are welcome but people who suck will receive cash payment whenever they post.

The online ecosystem changed over night knowing that other people's lives are filled with failure and misery makes my whole day feel like sunshine

Guckbook was able to hire vast numbers of hard- to- -employ workers service sector employment among dipshits increased a staggering 92% this quarter.

New form of celebrity arose today my pet guinea pig died of shame after reading poem wrote for this girl who keeps rejecting me because I emit an irritating buzz whenever im aroused

Im prepared

Signing bonus

8222

Became snake eating its own tail

The people who sock most are becoming rich and famous

Weve reached peak suck

But,a strange cycle emerged

Everyone on suck8ook is getting hoge payouts but me which means I suck most!

As the cycle sped up an unexpected form of utopia emerged

If you consider an individual over given day everyone has the same wealth and status ano everyone depends on everyone else we are one

Utopia foundered against efficiency. Just received payment for 100 million dollars?/ need to lower mv social status as fast as possible better spend it all on branding endangered condors with sexist phrases.

Wealth, leisure, and equality grew in proportion with hatred

The solution was obvious

We've created robots who live in constant misery we gave them hoge brains so that they really feel the hopelessness

Results were mixed

Homan oppressors: You are subdued please proceeo to the nearest human- smasher along an efficient route

We sought compromise spare homanity/

Why?

That is such ggtcha question

The robots let us uve, as long as we agreed to perpetual surveillance.

It's nice to feel useful just watching normal human lives for moment makes my whole day feel like sunshine

Smbc

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Epilogue Suckbook later changed its name to "twitter"

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