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 Title text: Suckbook will not use your personal information for any reason, because if we even read it, we'd cringe so hard that we'd have nerve damage. |
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- To report success than failore this gives osers the impression that they suck, harming their experience
- A startup stepped into the void we call suck8ook
- All are welcome but people who suck will receive cash payment whenever they post.
- The online ecosystem changed over night knowing that other people's lives are filled with failure and misery makes my whole day feel like sunshine
- Guckbook was able to hire vast numbers of hard- to- -employ workers service sector employment among dipshits increased a staggering 92% this quarter.
- New form of celebrity arose today my pet guinea pig died of shame after reading poem wrote for this girl who keeps rejecting me because I emit an irritating buzz whenever im aroused
- Im prepared
- Signing bonus
- 8222
- Became snake eating its own tail
- The people who sock most are becoming rich and famous
- Weve reached peak suck
- But,a strange cycle emerged
- Everyone on suck8ook is getting hoge payouts but me which means I suck most!
- As the cycle sped up an unexpected form of utopia emerged
- If you consider an individual over given day everyone has the same wealth and status ano everyone depends on everyone else we are one
- Utopia foundered against efficiency. Just received payment for 100 million dollars?/ need to lower mv social status as fast as possible better spend it all on branding endangered condors with sexist phrases.
- Wealth, leisure, and equality grew in proportion with hatred
- The solution was obvious
- We've created robots who live in constant misery we gave them hoge brains so that they really feel the hopelessness
- Results were mixed
- Homan oppressors: You are subdued please proceeo to the nearest human- smasher along an efficient route
- We sought compromise spare homanity/
- Why?
- That is such ggtcha question
- The robots let us uve, as long as we agreed to perpetual surveillance.
- It's nice to feel useful just watching normal human lives for moment makes my whole day feel like sunshine
- Smbc
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- Epilogue Suckbook later changed its name to "twitter"
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