2011-01-18

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2011-01-18

Title text: 2011-01-18

Votey

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You're the first to breed humans in captivity! What's your secret?

It's simple!

The female must be convinced that the male is worthy of her respect and trust. So, we write letters for the male.

I feel vulnerable now that I told you an embarrassing episode from my teenage years. Let me proceed to a joke, and thence to discussing my love for my female family members.

Awww.

Sincerely, Human Male

The male must be convinced that the female has boobies. This is accomplished through the use of photons.

Once the baby is born, it is just a matter of keeping the humans from killing it. So, we use relativity to age the child 3 years, which drops the murder rate by 98%

Excellent! How goes the bonobo

Ugh they have to be in love

Chimp breeding?

With each other.

Votey Transcript

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Oooh, them's some good photons.

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