2011-01-18
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- You're the first to breed humans in captivity! What's your secret?
- It's simple!
- The female must be convinced that the male is worthy of her respect and trust. So, we write letters for the male.
- I feel vulnerable now that I told you an embarrassing episode from my teenage years. Let me proceed to a joke, and thence to discussing my love for my female family members.
- Awww.
- Sincerely, Human Male
- The male must be convinced that the female has boobies. This is accomplished through the use of photons.
- Once the baby is born, it is just a matter of keeping the humans from killing it. So, we use relativity to age the child 3 years, which drops the murder rate by 98%
- Excellent! How goes the bonobo
- Ugh they have to be in love
- Chimp breeding?
- With each other.
Votey Transcript[edit]
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- [Describe panel here]
- Oooh, them's some good photons.
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