2014-06-29

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2014-06-29

Title text: 2014-06-29

Votey

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Make your own unsexy dice!

Die 1: Reasons

Headache that, mysteriously won't be helped. By sex-mediated

Endorphing

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Exhausted from. Sex last august .

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Sex is just one grew out of more pointless. Not really sex during dance before into engorged teen years the existential chasm swallows. Us all.

Genitalia.

Dead inside, but not in the

Way that leads

To an urgent

Desire for the fleeting warmth of lovemaking

Die 2: Behaviors

Pretend to be asleep

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Quash partner's

Libido by

Bringing up

.

Partner's

Most emotional

Failures

Eat four pizzas

Vibrate whole: Body, making it impossible to focus on sexy parts

Scaring away sex like a pufferfish scares away predators

Escape by leap through

Nearest

Window

Have sex

Caption: smbc-comics.com

Votey Transcript

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