2014-06-30

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2014-06-30

Title text: 2014-06-30

Votey

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The first generation of users were a mes6.

We've been married for a7 years, and the whole time you still never got over the girl you lkkd in midqle school?

Yeah,. Oh? And on a related topic, I think your religious views career choices, and childrearing

Techniques

Ahaha haha:

Are dumb

The second generation grew up telepathic. They fared better

Sibling let us not quarrel at our age, we have poor impulse control. But, we both have good intentions.

Indeed

But, they had a problem.

Ah, I see you too had parents who were embittered recluses, fearful of all technology, descending ever deeper into madnegs

And a ubiquitous problem is hard

Tell from a biological imperative.

Son, when I was your age, my dad lived in the basement, wore a tin foil hat, and spent every day screaming about how the world was made of liars. I want you to have that too,

By the third generation, the accident of the past was reified by culture and gilded with science.

Recent studies suggest this generation's teens are significantly less likely to rock themselves to sleep each night, swearing and gibbering experts say it is the social crisis of our time

Sanity-increasing drugs were prescribed.

I just want him to be normal

One

Shot

Of diethylamide a day should do it.

Lysergic

Acid

The population at large are now a mad mega-mind writhing with an infinity of discordant thoughts

A small band of us left the new way behind abandoning modernity in search for a more authentic human experience.

Thank goo. We can go back to having private thoughts

Things are better this way

50 anyway do you still love me or is the only thing keeping us together inertia?

I don't kwow let's just go to bed

Votey Transcript

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Dang.

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