Protagonist

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protagonist

Title text: Sometimes I introduce conflicts into our arrangement just to give the story some structure.

Votey

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I've been way less depressed since I decided to pretend I'm the protagonist in a movie.

It makes all of my experiences so much more dramatic. And it makes me a much better person.

Like, normally on our anniversary I'd just get some flowers and we'd get dinner and so on.

But, since I now imagine millions of judgmental people watching I plan ahead and take you to photogenic natural vistas, to watch the sunset and gently stroke your hair.

I thought you liked that stuff.

No. No, no, no. Hiking sucks and your hair is full of tangles.

So, none of this is real

Of course not/but, I'm gonna do it for the rest of our lives, growing ever more loving under this maginary supervision, until I totally nail my death scene at the end.

Is it really a lie if you never stop telling it?

Well anyway, what's not to enjoy?

The thing where you look away and give a thumbs up whenever we have sex is pretty annoying

Yes.

No system is perfect.

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