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 Title text: Sometimes I introduce conflicts into our arrangement just to give the story some structure. |
Votey
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- I've been way less depressed since I decided to pretend I'm the protagonist in a movie.
- It makes all of my experiences so much more dramatic. And it makes me a much better person.
- Like, normally on our anniversary I'd just get some flowers and we'd get dinner and so on.
- But, since I now imagine millions of judgmental people watching I plan ahead and take you to photogenic natural vistas, to watch the sunset and gently stroke your hair.
- I thought you liked that stuff.
- No. No, no, no. Hiking sucks and your hair is full of tangles.
- So, none of this is real
- Of course not/but, I'm gonna do it for the rest of our lives, growing ever more loving under this maginary supervision, until I totally nail my death scene at the end.
- Is it really a lie if you never stop telling it?
- Well anyway, what's not to enjoy?
- The thing where you look away and give a thumbs up whenever we have sex is pretty annoying
- Yes.
- No system is perfect.
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