Fortune

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fortune
You're only reading this comic to signal that you want to not be invited to parties.
Title text: You're only reading this comic to signal that you want to not be invited to parties.

Votey

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T - am yoor signal teller.
Motivations for tell you the underlying - sustble 1 your behaviors.
I thought this was a fortune teller
Where will I work?
At the least risky job that gets you into the local middle class.
Who will I fall in love with?
The highest status woman you have a better than 50% chance of marrying.
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Why am I here
Because telling people about your amusing time at the fortune teller will make you seem playful to skeptics and enigmatic to believers.
Do I do anything that isn't fundamentally about status-seeking2
Pooping.
Unless you're one of those poop-obsessed nutrition guys and you blogaboutit.
Damn.
Low Density Excreta 4LIFE .com

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