Fortune

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fortune

Title text: You're only reading this comic to signal that you want to not be invited to parties.

Votey

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T - am yoor signal teller.

Motivations for tell you the underlying - sustble 1 your behaviors.

I thought this was a fortune teller

Where will I work?

At the least risky job that gets you into the local middle class.

Who will I fall in love with?

The highest status woman you have a better than 50% chance of marrying.

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Why am I here

Because telling people about your amusing time at the fortune teller will make you seem playful to skeptics and enigmatic to believers.

Do I do anything that isn't fundamentally about status-seeking2

Pooping.

Unless you're one of those poop-obsessed nutrition guys and you blogaboutit.

Damn.

Low Density Excreta 4LIFE .com

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