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 Title text: You CAN get away with killing a million people if you make a million babies. It nets out. |
Votey
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- You shall receive three wishes. But, none of them can be used to hurt anyone.
- I wish to be incredibly attractive.
- Nope, that'd cause jealousy among people who saw you.
- I wish for world peace!
- Sorry, nope. The negative effect on jobs in the weapons industry would harm a lot of nice people.
- I wish to live in a virtual world of perfection where all my experiences are entirely personal and entirely delightful.
- No can do. The virtual system would create emissions that would increase the probability of premature death among other human beings.
- Sorry man, the "no hurting" rule was invented before actuarial statistics. Turns out to live is to kill. Who'da thought?
- I wish I was dead.
- Do you care at all about world gdp?
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- Caption: smbc-comics.com
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- Actually, this whole conversation is emitting too much carbon, sorry!
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