Genie-2

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genie-2

Title text: You CAN get away with killing a million people if you make a million babies. It nets out.

Votey

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You shall receive three wishes. But, none of them can be used to hurt anyone.

I wish to be incredibly attractive.

Nope, that'd cause jealousy among people who saw you.

I wish for world peace!

Sorry, nope. The negative effect on jobs in the weapons industry would harm a lot of nice people.

I wish to live in a virtual world of perfection where all my experiences are entirely personal and entirely delightful.

No can do. The virtual system would create emissions that would increase the probability of premature death among other human beings.

Sorry man, the "no hurting" rule was invented before actuarial statistics. Turns out to live is to kill. Who'da thought?

I wish I was dead.

Do you care at all about world gdp?

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Votey Transcript

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Actually, this whole conversation is emitting too much carbon, sorry!

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