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Vice
Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
Title text: Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.

Votey

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Transcript

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[Describe panel here]
Good morning, wife. I'm delighted to announce the selection of my vice-husband.
In the event of my death or resignation as your life-partner, dave is ready to step into the role of husband on day one.
What?
But-
Dave is part of a balanced marital ticket.
Whereas I hold extreme positions on issues like vacation preferences and shaving frequency, dave is a solidly average soulmate.
His views are in line with survey data on wife preferences, and he has a soothing regional accent.
God I hate how we all get weird around election season.
I will not be a husband for left or right, but for all wife!
Nice ta meetcha, ma'am.
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Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]
The people want to see you guys make out.

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