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 Title text: Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning. |
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- Good morning, wife. I'm delighted to announce the selection of my vice-husband.
- In the event of my death or resignation as your life-partner, dave is ready to step into the role of husband on day one.
- What?
- But-
- Dave is part of a balanced marital ticket.
- Whereas I hold extreme positions on issues like vacation preferences and shaving frequency, dave is a solidly average soulmate.
- His views are in line with survey data on wife preferences, and he has a soothing regional accent.
- God I hate how we all get weird around election season.
- I will not be a husband for left or right, but for all wife!
- Nice ta meetcha, ma'am.
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- Caption: smbc - comics.com
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- The people want to see you guys make out.
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