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.png) Title text: You're only reading this comic to signal that you want to not be invited to parties. |
Votey
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- T - am yoor signal teller.
- Motivations for tell you the underlying - sustble 1 your behaviors.
- I thought this was a fortune teller
- Where will I work?
- At the least risky job that gets you into the local middle class.
- Who will I fall in love with?
- The highest status woman you have a better than 50% chance of marrying.
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- Why am I here
- Because telling people about your amusing time at the fortune teller will make you seem playful to skeptics and enigmatic to believers.
- Do I do anything that isn't fundamentally about status-seeking2
- Pooping.
- Unless you're one of those poop-obsessed nutrition guys and you blogaboutit.
- Damn.
- Low Density Excreta 4LIFE .com
Votey Transcript
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- [Describe panel here]
- But it's my calling.)
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