2013-02-09

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2013-02-09

Title text: 2013-02-09

Votey

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God has a plan for us

Although he allows some free will, the great events of history are prefigured

God has also designed the universe such that time travel is permitted.

Toss a few +/- signs on those equations, wouldja?

Yes, lord.

If time travel is possible, but history cannot be altered dramatically the most responsible way to time travel is to only interact with history's highlights

Whatever you do, don't alter anything boring it could bring chaos to other boring things or cause your non-existence if you're not in his plan.

Maybe I'll just make it so tycho brahe has a prosthetic nose.

Ha you're weird

Over time, we determined god's plan by seeing what could and could not be altered.

Looks like world war 2 was in the plan and world war 1 wasn't so, no mucking with ww1, but ww2 can be as insane as you like.

Which

Led

To strange consequences

I'm gonna make it so Hitler has toothbrush mustache so my husband will shave his !

I'm gonna make it so nazis wear skull emblems, just like movie villains!

I'm gonna have nuclear weapons pre-date world

Peace!

It may sound odd that all of history's : Touchstones are characterized by irresponsible time travelers

I got judas iscariot to pants jesus for 30 pieces of silver beat that:

But

Well

Have you read history?

I'm gonna have the british empire declare war on a place called the kingdom of kandy."

Oh now this is getting ridiculous

Votey Transcript

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Now to make history's greatest villain be named weinersmith.

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