2013-02-08

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2013-02-08

Title text: 2013-02-08

Votey

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A common problem for scientists was that rats aren't humans.

We cured cancer

Again?

In rats!

Many horrible human ailments were completely eradicable in rats.

We can make rats immortal.

Sure which way?

But rats were still the best animal model. So, we pressed on.

We can make hvper-intellicent rat breeds.

Yeah but I bet there's a trade-off in muscle strength.

Nope

Over time, it became harder and harder to get research money, and funding agencies wanted more and more specific programs. What's your we're trying to create experiment? More humanoid rats for better testing.

By the time we realized what was happening, it was too late.

Rats now control

The nih!

How?

Telepathy.

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This account was written from my cage I don't know how many of us are left. But a do have hope.

The wheel may turn again.

Dammit. We can't test the humans for telepathic deg-eneration because they aren't telepathic

Maybe we could make a new breed.

Votey Transcript

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Have you ever, seen arat?

Yeah. On ninja turtles.

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