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:Wait, when you activate the teleporter, does it kill me?
:100% sir, yes.
:So you're killing people all day long?
:Absolutely, sir.
:Isn't that unethical?
:No. We ask teleportees to voluntarily carry a puppy into the machine. This makes them puppy-murderers, which allows us to explode them guilt-free.
:Ah.
:Nice to know the logic checks out.
:Please select a corgi and step into the plasmafier.
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Latest revision as of 00:29, 11 February 2024

Teleporter
Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.
Title text: Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.

Votey[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

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[Describe panel here]
Wait, when you activate the teleporter, does it kill me?
100% sir, yes.
So you're killing people all day long?
Absolutely, sir.
Isn't that unethical?
No. We ask teleportees to voluntarily carry a puppy into the machine. This makes them puppy-murderers, which allows us to explode them guilt-free.
Ah.
Nice to know the logic checks out.
Please select a corgi and step into the plasmafier.
smbc-comics.com

Votey Transcript[edit]

Gday human.png This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).
[Describe panel here]
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