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Teleporter

Title text: Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.

Votey

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Wait, when you activate the teleporter, does it kill me?

100% sir, yes.

So you're killing people all day long?

Absolutely, sir.

Isn't that unethical?

No. We ask teleportees to voluntarily carry a puppy into the machine. This makes them puppy-murderers, which allows us to explode them guilt-free.

Ah.

Nice to know the logic checks out.

Please select a corgi and step into the plasmafier.

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