Wishing-well

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wishing-well

Title text: Someone needs to control the rate of dream inflation, because it's making us all crazy.

Votey

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When I was a boy, I would toss pennies in the wishing well, and my wish would always come true. Now that I'm older it doesnt,

Seem to work

Any more.

The last time you were a kid was 50 years ago. At a three percent rate of inflation, each penny has lost four-fifths of its value.

Plus, when you were a kid, you wished for candy bars

And toys. Now, you're asking for world peace

And cures for cancer.

You're giving a fraction of what you used to, demanding infinitely more, and youre surprised when you don't get what you want!

I was trying to share

A moment of contemplat

You are garbage, tom!

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Gimme stock options!

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