Vintage

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vintage

Title text: Honestly, I feel like a lot of romance comes down to bad data analysis. This is a problem and we need to work together to fix it.

Votey

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You know, a lot of people obsess over youth. But, wine only gets better with time.

If you look at all foods, 99.99% get worse with time. Fruits, vegetables, most dairy products. Some cheeses and meats age okay, but that's only with an extraordinary amount of human intervention.

Thati is serious cherry-picking

Even old wine sours eventually. In fact, if the acetobacter wins, you've basically got embalming fluid.

Let's face it - humans age alot more like old avocados than wine, and we shouldn't suppose that you and I are any different.

So, what'd you get me for our anniversary?

I'm gonna need a mulligan here.

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You're like an exceptionally long-lived avocado, my love. The

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