Vicarious

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vicarious

Title text: I've tried this and I'm usually good for about 3 hours.

Votey

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I got promoted with a raise.

Wooh! Yes! Yes yes/ ohmygawd yesssss/

Why are you so excited?

I'm practicing "vicarious joy." instead of hating you - just hating your fucking guts and imagining shanking you instead of that I'm feeling happiness at your success!

It feels just as good as if it happened to me! It didn't, that's true, but I am the arbiter of my feelings and so no one needs to die.

Can you go back to quiet seething jealousy?

This is about your safety, marjorie.

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If you keep this up, I'm gonna consider a less shanky partner. (10g

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