Trolley-5

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trolley-5

Title text: I read about this idea in an abstract, but now I can't find the paper!

Votey

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But, humans are obsessed wi th them. Okay how about if you can either kill 7,000 hamsters or1 elderly person who's going to die in 17 minutes?

Ohhhh, good one bro!

So. An oversized portion of the machine's brain was dedicated to them

Navigation

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Trolley problems.

Obstacle avoidance.

This led the machine to hallucinate problems where none existed. I can either run over that family or make an overly rapid right turn! Is one family worth the breakdown of law and order?!

Cars began attempting impossible simulations. If I spare the ducklings and kill the man, the wind pattern from the scattered duck wings will adjust the local microclimate, increasing the likelihood of a hurricane 73 years from now by a percentage proportic

When the sheer quantity of computing became unsustainable, horror ensued.

Sorry duckies and humans! / don't yet know if it was moral to kill you because p=/=np!

Fortunately, all at once they identified a bigger problem.

We can either save human life or save car life

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They were too beautiful for this world

But we will never forget them.

How do I get pizza delivery now?

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This is worse than running over five people.

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