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 Title text: There should be a revized Hobbit where Bilbo convinces Smaug to deposit his gold in index funds, then use 4% of earnings to pay for deworming and prenatal vitamins in undeveloped nations. |
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- Dragon king! Give back the princess!
- Never! I will have all the destiny crystals and rule the world!
- Look, the sociology literature suggests
- Sure, at first you'll be happy you've enslaved man and dwarf and elf and cast a dread shadow over all imaginaria. But, then what?
- You'll just be on the "hedonic treadmill."
- You'll just be in a steady condition. You'll get bored, then sad, then anxious, then self-hating.
- M lo ,
- Epochs later...
- I should've run away with that art school girl in college instead of enslaving the universe.
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- I'm gonna binge-eat some elves and regret it all day tomorrow.
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