Transaction-2

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transaction-2

Title text: I like to imagine Jesus has tried a second coming literally hundreds of times and it just keeps getting thwarted.

Votey

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Jesus?

Oh man can I have three wishes!

Yes, my son. I have returned with good news for humanity.

You do not need them. You have the love of the lord.

Sorry, after years of life ina transactional culture I perceive all other life forms as vending machines for my physical and

You are not here to be rich, to have many things. Love

Your neighbor as yourself.

Emotional desires.

Sell your possessions and give them to the poor. Then you will be perfect. You will have treasure in the

Are you swiping your credit card on me?

Do you count as entertainment? I get 2% back for

Entertainment.

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Votey Transcript

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Oh, are you the chip in

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