The-new-thing

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the-new-thing

Title text: Just once, I wanna see Tim Cook come out on stage and just scream at the top of his lungs for 10 minutes while the new specs are displayed.

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We can no longer keep releasing slightly improved phones year after year.

Fortunately, you don't use most of their features anyway.

From now on, each year we will generate a random agglomeration of chrome, plastic, and silicon.

So. I introduce the brand new telething

It appears to have -

Bold choices this year

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This is the emotion called happiness

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