Thank-you-for-the-sex

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thank-you-for-the-sex

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A guide to writing a thankyou card for sex

Part 1: Introduction.

Ex: -dear spouse, -dearest significant other, -fellow human,

Part 2: Describe what you are thankful for.

Ex: -i wish to express my earnest appreciation for the erotic interaction we shared. -i was profoundly moved by your stimulation of various glands and/or organs. -wow. What a sex.

Part 3: Take care to reference the time and/or location to make the card more personal.

Ex: -i appreciated minutes 2, 4, and 8-10 of the sex we had. -i wish to express my gratitude for the various interactions we shared between 11:03 and 11:07 pm of november a7th while waiting for your download to complete. -the ever-increasing length of sitcom commercials has meant a great deal

To my sex life.

Part 4: Apologize for any ways in which you were deficient.

Ex: -in retrospect, I should have answered that text in a more subtle manner. -as I explained through the bathroom door, I am terrible with names. -i recognize now that "the helicopter'

Provides no motive force.

Part 5: Compliment their efforts.

Ex: -your actions and physical form were

Entirely satisfactory. -your buttocks continue to be a source of inspiration.

-the diligence with which you pursued

Your own orgasm reminded one of the patience and determination of a skilled foxhunter.

Part 6: Describe how the experience will

Be useful for future endeavors.

Ex: Each such encounter helps prepare me for similar future engagements. -i now have a fuller sense of my deficiencies. -although I now feel I have no home, I also feel I have no fear. I sail for arabia at first light.

Part 7: Valediction.

Ex:

-with deep gratitude. -with lust tempered by remorse.

-we were wrong. Terribly wrong.

We owe it to future generations to explain why.

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