Taffy

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taffy

Title text: I am prepared to fight about this, Internet. Come at me.

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How so?

Do you like taffy?

Saltwater

Taffy is proof that the ocean is beautiful

And sublime

I guess I don't

Can you imagine buying off-brand taffy, rolling it in salt, and eating it?

Normally

Buy it.

And yet here we are/ buying it. Eating a whole box. Why a whole box in one sitting? Because when we're away from the ocean it'll no longer be desirable.

There is some alternate reality where people stare at oceans and eat pickled fish-eyes or cotton candy beef jerky. Here, it's salted taffy

I probably wouldnt.

This licorice chew that im about

To eat... it is humanity's proof to itself that we will never reckon wholly with the profundity of

Nature... that there will always be beauty enough.

And mystery enough..

God it

Tastes

Like shit.

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Why do I have the feeling that this comic will get more hatemail than any before?

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