Stotting
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Title text: You can do a similar thing to a human by giving him wool socks and sandals, which he must wear at the same time. |
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- Many quadrupeds engage in a strange behavior called "stotting
- When a predator is near they jump up high. Ina conspicuous display that appears to waste calories
- The best evolutionary theory is that stotting is an honest signal it tells the predator I'm too athletic to catch eat someone else
- In order to test the theory we equipped a random deer with jet -boots it was then able to "stott" up to 4000 meters high
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- As expected local carnivores came to worship the modifed deer asagod
- The effect was so robust that it also affected. Omnivores
- Hey. Anyone else wanna go worship the all-glorious sky-deer?
- You read my mind dude!
- The results were transmited via peer-reviewed journals
- The new god's magisterium expanded
- By presidential decree from now on, the reindeer drive santa
- The unifying effects were profound
- Let us end war let us end borders.
- We are brothers under jet-deer's heaven
- Later, a bird of prey took down the deer
- squack / where is your god now?!
- Humans adjusted to deicide with remarkable ease.
- Honestly I've gotten used to having my fundamental beliefs about the world shatter at least six times a year
- It's nice have things back to normal
- Hey listen. Turns out I still want to kill you sorry I don't know what I was thinking earlier
- It's funny I cant even recall why we stopped fighting in the first place!
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