Stotting

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stotting

Title text: You can do a similar thing to a human by giving him wool socks and sandals, which he must wear at the same time.

Votey

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Many quadrupeds engage in a strange behavior called "stotting

When a predator is near they jump up high. Ina conspicuous display that appears to waste calories

The best evolutionary theory is that stotting is an honest signal it tells the predator I'm too athletic to catch eat someone else

In order to test the theory we equipped a random deer with jet -boots it was then able to "stott" up to 4000 meters high

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As expected local carnivores came to worship the modifed deer asagod

The effect was so robust that it also affected. Omnivores

Hey. Anyone else wanna go worship the all-glorious sky-deer?

You read my mind dude!

The results were transmited via peer-reviewed journals

The new god's magisterium expanded

By presidential decree from now on, the reindeer drive santa

The unifying effects were profound

Let us end war let us end borders.

We are brothers under jet-deer's heaven

Later, a bird of prey took down the deer

squack / where is your god now?!

Humans adjusted to deicide with remarkable ease.

Honestly I've gotten used to having my fundamental beliefs about the world shatter at least six times a year

It's nice have things back to normal

Hey listen. Turns out I still want to kill you sorry I don't know what I was thinking earlier

It's funny I cant even recall why we stopped fighting in the first place!

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