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Title text: The others I could think of would be Mormonism and Shakerism. I wonder how often religions start with a sort of good-cop-bad-cop thing.

Votey

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I'm thinking of starting a religion

That's easy.

Run around making confusing but charismatic speeches. Be a bit contradictory, for mystery's sake, but more or less straightforwarduy promote an uplifting vision of the good life.

Then die and have someone else

Simultaneously promote you as perfected while

Packaging your message in simplified form for popular consumption.

Do I have to do the die part?

Look, you can't be a straight shooting advertiser if you're promoting yourself.

It's easier, for sure. Jesus

Has paul. Socrates has plato. Confucius has mencius.

I was hoping to take advantage of my followers during my own lifetime.

That's called a cult.

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Personally, I'd go with the cult.

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