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:Day one of making the universe.. I forgot a minus sign. It all sorta. Trickles down from there. Good luck! :Forgot an exponent.

:Oh, I wouldn't say I "forgot."

:Listen, I forgot to bring my ledger in this morning. Were you good in life? :I was good at things. Does murder count? What about skipping church?

:Oh god, oh god, I'm so sorry! Are you- ...lady videos to track down criminal scum! Wow! I'm finding so many leads, I forgot to wear pants!

:You forgot to put parentheses after main. :I have no parens.

...mmy! And I just looodve dbugs! And nothing ever gonna make me quit because I'm 5000 cool! :Caption: Unfortunately, Intervention Isaac forgot to show up. So, the show ended there.

| titletext = Oh no I can't feel pain! What a nightmare! :I wish to live forever!

| titletext = People ask if any of my comics are autobiographical. Usually, I say no... :Baby, you know how you said that if I forgot to do the

| titletext = Actually, wait, I forgot to factor in three percent interest. :I have a confession.

...ly job is to change a single window to stunt glass at any restaurant where I'm having dinner. :Shit. Forgot my hat.

| titletext = Shit. I forgot to include transition sentences between panels. :Suddency I hate writing.

:You forgot the red queen hypothesis! :I'm gonna put this in everything

:I have a confession, charlotte. ...ture of my testicles on your forehead while you were asleep. This morning, I made a flipbook, and put it on the internet.

:I give you this amulet. When doom draws near, three skulls appear! :Oh shoot. I forgot you things live for an instant, never to be seen again. It's only calibrate

:If I were a demon, wouldnt I try to make you feel like I'm god.? :But see, he total forgot dod-

...think it's hilarious, but geez. He should be with his kids more. Hold up, I'll fish him out of the pub. :Sally! Sally, I never forgot!

| titletext = Zach forgot to update his own website . So hey, it's Kelly! Hi, everyone! :It 15 a magical object. As time wears on, I remain reasonable. But the portrait develops ever more asinine political vi

:Boss: No! That's the amazing thing. I just gave a machine learning algorithm parameters and it told me who to fir :Boss: I'm very sorry, but the algorithm has spoken.

:Me, I'm a best-day-ever eschatologist. :Uh.. I dunno?

:I found the fossilized remains of our romance. :Sorry, I must ask you to leave. I need to cordon off this area, as it may be of some archaeological significa